How cheap do you have to be to get some?
Now, now, now, if you had any nasty thoughts about "getting some", you should be spanked!
Ok, I should cease with all these double entendres.
I'm not talking about sex. I'm talking about Veg :
Spot the error above?
Seems like herpes is the cheapest STD on offer at just 95cents!
Now, that's what I call cheap!
Trying to get into the mind of the sign-maker for this one is not so hard a task. Just by looking at what's on offer, I kinda know that it's not really some viral disease that I wanna buy, no matter how cheap it is. (Even if it's cheap, I won't be cheap man. Hah!)
Fresh herpes?
Sorry, I'll have to pass on.
Gimme some fresh herbs instead.
Go green but don't make a scene.
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